The Story of Joseph - Sort of

For your reading entertainment, here are the Bible retellings of the story of Joseph.  Also, a good reminder of why children need to hear these stories at school and church and home - they don't get it all the first time!

All I remember is that he was sold to Egypt.  He went to jail.

Joseph were jealous because he had like these dreams that everyone would buy him.  And Joseph got threwed in the well.  And one of his brothers got him out.  Then they worshiped him, then they slaved him, then they put him in prison.

He got into the well and the brothers said they will kill him.  Then these people got him out.  Then they selled him.  Then this guy buyed him and liked him because he took his animals and he did everything for him.  And then some girl said "Kiss me, kiss me" and then he runned away out the door.

His brothers got so mad that their dad gave him a rainbow coat.  Then they got so mad.  When they came by, their plan was to kill him and when he comes by to get ready to throw him in the system - sister [cistern] and see if there's a ferocious animal that will eat him.  And later another guy came by and he got tooken.  And another guy said "Wait, how 'bout we throw him down the system and then see what happens?"  And they all agreed.  And then later an army somebody came by and took him and he got tooken by this guy.  And he got sold to be a slave in Egypt.

He got throwed into the thing and then he went to the new state and then he wanted to go home.

First he started as a baby.  And second he grew to be a man, and then he had a dream.
He got in prison because somebody else's wife told a lie and then he got in prison.

Joseph made a plan.  He got somebody to help him.  And he got people to help him run away from being a slave.